I learned a lot today, as I do every day. First thing this morning was a trip down memory lane. A long, long time ago, I spent the summer in England. It was a rare, dry, absolutely georgeous summer that I'll always remember as one of the great experiences of my life. During that experience, my botanical knowledge increased slightly to include stinging nettles. We don't have anything quite like them in the U.S. and they look like this:

They're voracious weeds and grow everywhere. This morning I noticed there were a few growing up through a seam on my patio. Being an industrious morning, I decided to pull them out and was instantly reminded of what these plants are and why they are so named. Every square millimeter of skin that touches these things receives a nice, topical, searing pain which them dies down to a tingling that last for several hours. Not having gardening gloves, I used several paper towels to pull up the rest.
After this I decided to go into the city and see how it was faring. I've been to Stuttgart several time in the past and take a lot of it for granted now. Since I was out of coffee, that was the first order of business. We're having shirt sleeve weather today so I sat out in front of the New Castle to drink it. Here's my view from the bench:

In the way background you can see the Fernsetuerm, which is German for tv tower and what really tells me spring has arrived; the fountains are running.

And of course a full frontal view of the castle:

I took a walk through the park afterward, the Schlossgarten, which is castle garden and had lunch (and a beer) at one of the beer gardens and took some pictures of stuff I typically show people when they arrive. The moved 500+ year old ruin to the park which is described as being a pleasure building from one of the king's gardens. That pretty much tells me it's a 500 year old playhouse for the kids.

And the beer garden complete with fully functional May pole. I had a wurstsalat for lunch, which is not a worst salad but rather, literally translated, a sausage salad. That's basically what it was with onions and a leaf of lettuce for decoration. Entirely meat but otherwise good. My table neighbors struck up a brief German conversation about it, after descovering I was American and asking if we had them in America. "Not at all" was the best reply I had. Still, it feels good to be able to interact with people in German. I've noticed that watching a non-native speaker communicate well in a foreign language is almost like watching someone perform magic. They make something very tangible happen and you have absolutely no idea how or what went on.

The park is a 3 or 4 hundred yard by 2 mile swath of trees, fountains and lawn right through the middle of the city. As the weather gets warmer, it will be packed with people doing just about every (clean, mostly) activity you can think of. Some guy today was playing an Alpen horn while sunning himself. Not terribly intrusive as it's in the frequency range of a ported subwoofer and about 5 feet long. I took this picture not for the scenery, but because I have found my 2007 fakest tan nominee:

Sorry Dave, unless you've been working on it this year...
After I left and got on the road back towards the gym, I stopped for gas and a car wash, having previously discovered that today's holiday is basically Sunday. Nothing is open including the grocery store. Good thing I was prepared. I also learned that, although it looks permissible to wash your scooter, holidays are not restricted to just people. The automatic car wash is not allowed to work either. And here I thought blue laws were odd.
I took a few car pictures today in hopes that maybe some of you American consumers will begin asking why we get screwed in the small car market. The obvious front runner is the Smart, which will be in America next year but we're losing out on it's bigger sibling, the Four4. As it's name implies, it seats four and gets around 40mpg. I could have bought a year old lease return for around $9,000 U.S. dollars.
My gym sits right over a Peugeot dealer and while I think most of them are the GM cars of Europe (ass ugly and crappy), there are a couple that appeal to me. We currently have no Peugeots in America.
Some of the bigger ones resemble Chysler's early cab forward cars and some of them blow the Aztec's akwardness out of the water entirely. I looked for a Smart roadster and Alpha Romeo but didn't see any good examples today.
That's about it. I plan my sight seeing tonight for Frankfurt tomorrow.
Oh, if some of my German friends could weigh in on this I'd be greatly appreciative. Typically, I'm very good with laundry and don't have problems but this last load came out kind of brown. I vaguely remember being warned about it but hadn't had problems. Anybody know the cure for brown laundry?