This is the guy.
I hate taking my shoes off in the airport. It used to be never, then shoes with probable metal shanks, and now everything. I've seriously considered checking all my bags and just flying in my underwear.
Anyway, here's the guy who caused the entire problem. He's currently being held in England and I thought about doing something ridiculous to his picture with Photoshop, but his God-given (ha ha, not Allah) countenance is punishment enough.
If you see him, please fulfill his greatest hope and ignite his shoes.