just john

How come this guy always wears the same pair of socks?

Happily, my suitcases were indeed waiting on me at the apartment. All intact and only one searched at random per federal regulatory requirements. They found the scented candles I smuggled back for Klaus and Olga. Turns out I packed every pair of dark socks I had for the trip home except for one, which I wore this morning hoping that new ones would come in.

Four mugs of coffee later, I'm sitting here towards the end of the day, having survived the urge to sleep at an inappropriate hour.

I was also able to assess the holiday damage  at the gym; eight pounds. Somehow I picked up the weight of a newborn in two weeks. How come they take so long?